Posts Tagged ‘bitch funkers’

Bitch Funkers with Dildos

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Now that sounds like the title to a movie doesn’t it? I would like to go and see that one anyway; don’t think my wife would go much for it however. When it comes to lesbian sex you can’t beat a couple of teens experimenting with their new sexy outfits and their collection of sex toys can you? To see them mauling each other and pushing their dildos and fingers into hole after hole is something of a treasure to watch. They are essentially experimenting sexually on camera and it’s wonderful to see. Some of you would say, “no they’re not, they’re porn stars!” Well you’re right, but you are missing one important detail here, and that is the fact that they are very young, so by this virtue they cannot possibly be experienced enough to have done it all, even if they have been in porno for a couple of years!

Now, I don’t think that these two would actually have me in the same room as them to be honest, simply because they look too into each other for all that sort of stuff. However, it doesn’t stop me fantasizing about them and what I’d like to do with them. I’d simply take them off each other for a moment to allow myself a moment of fucking with them. They’d need to feel a real cock in their pussy for a change and then they’d be allowed (by me) to lick each other and get the dildos out while they take it in turns to suck my cock! Now doesn’t that sound like a glorious fantasy to you? Go and check these girls out folks and don’t forget that I sent you will you?

PVC Nun!

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Jesus! And I can say Jesus without feeling bad or blasphemous here simply because I’ve got a nun on my side. She might be a porno nun, but a nun all the same. Do you know why nuns are called nuns? Because they don’t want nun, they’ve never had nun, and they ain’t never going to get nun! Do you get it? I laughed when I first heard it. This nun is fucking gorgeous, just look at her in her PVC habit. I bet they’d attract a hell of a lot more nuns into the convent if the uniforms were like this don’t you? I think I’d have a sex change just to get in and get my hands on their cute, virginal little pussys.

The one in this movie isn’t very virginal though is she? And she certainly isn’t innocent in any way, shape or form!I like the way she treats the other bitch in the pictures, she really seems to know what to do and what buttons to press to get the desired reaction from her. Bitch Funkers have really excelled themselves in the role-play department this time haven’t they? I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a nice little sex scene as this one.Don’t you just love the way that little bitch in pink worships that lovely PVC nun pussy the way she does? And don’t you just want to grab her head and shove it in so she can give it a good licking while you fuck the nun in the mouth and make those juicy red lips all swollen and sore?

Kinky Bitch Funkers

Friday, January 27th, 2012

What the fuck has she got strapped to her face in this movie for Christ’s sake! She looks like an aardvark man! Is she trying to get something out of that poor girl’s pussy or put something in it! Oh well, either way it doesn’t look like the little whore minds too much about it anyway, she’s smiling. And I won’t even attempt to read the dreadfully written stuff on her face, I can only imagine that it’s something depreciating and vulgar; just how you lot like it no doubt! I like to concentrate more on how fucking horny the bitch Funkers look, and man do they look good. I really like the school mistress outfit that the punisher here is wearing, I’d like to rip all that gear off and give her a good seeing to across the desk that is for sure.

I suppose I could let the other one stay and lick my balls perhaps, or maybe even sit on the mistress’s face while she gets nailed across the desk. And then of course, as ever, the favourite dual fuck position. I’d need them both bent over begging me to stick my cock into them, and each time I took it out of one to put it into the other they would complain and whine and moan until they got a slap on the ass! This is the real way to treat dirty, filthy fucking whores like this who get up to no good all day like this!You seriously don’t want to miss all the other bitch Funkers on the website now, it has really grown and grown considerably in the last year or so, and you’ll find something for everyone on there.

Nasty Treatment from a Nasty Nurse

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

This evil piece of work is like a nurse from a horror movie or something. It’s a fucking good thing that she’s as horny as hell otherwise I wouldn’t be able to look at her. Look at the way she prizes open this other bitch’s mouth and the way that she holds that candle with hot wax dripping over the young slut’s naked ass. This young slut loves the attention I think, just like any teen whore who knows that they are bound to get fucked if they get noticed enough! She keeps quiet and she does as she is told; and this (so I’m told by registered, real nurses) is the recipe of a good patient; there is little wonder she’s being abused then is there?

Personally I could think of a million things to do with her, in fact I could think of plenty of things to do with both of them to be honest. If only I could get the opportunity to walk into that lovely little nurse, sex scene and do my worst. I’d turn the tables on the nasty nurse to begin with and rip that mask off her so that I could stuff my cock in there. Then I am pretty sure that I’d bend her over and drip some of that hot wax on her ass to see how she liked it (my guess is that she’d like it one hell of a lot!) Then I would bend them both over, next to each other and give them both a good spanking with my right hand while I jerked off with my left, occasionally smacking my cock onto their ass cheeks! Then of course I would fuck them simultaneously. A few dips in one pussy and a few in the other. While the cock was absent I would replace it with a nice big dildo to keep both girls moaning for more.