If you like both chains and cigarettes (and perhaps black men in balaclavas with their glasses on) then you’ll fit right in on this site with these filthy bastards. Hard Fi caters for all those people who want to inject a little bit of freakishness into their porno, or perhaps like to have a bit of a laugh while they wank off. Personally I’ve never been able to mix comedy with fucking, it just doesn’t seem to go; perhaps it’s because I used to get so many laughs from the girls when I took off my clothes in the old days! I was a late developer, what can I say? They’re all crying now when they see my cock (not that I’m in the habit of showing it to everyone, I’m just saying that word gets around!)
To see this UK porn babe sitting on this black guys huge cock with a chains wrapped around her waist is simply a dream come true; I don’t know what I’d like to do with her when I see this. I don’t know if I want to take the cigarette and finish smoking it, or put it out, and then I don’t know if I want to pull the chains tighter when I fuck her or take them off. It’s so nice to have these choices, but it’s only fantasy you see; I simply don’t know the whore, and if I did she probably wouldn’t look twice at me unless I had a big fancy car! Fucking bitch. I’ll have to settle with jerking off for now then!